UP Min Sucks
If you’re a fourth year student busy with paperwork and school stuff, then stop reading this article. I did not intend to steal some time from your busy schedule just for this worthless piece of crap. This is written for that freshman who commented that UP Mindanao is nothing but a mediocrity of the entire UP system.
I have nothing against you freshie, for it’s your opinion and I respect it the way I want to be respected in return. But please, never say something as rude as that over a place as public as Admin building’s comfort room. Why are you studying here in the first place?! If you did pass UPCAT, well, good for you. But that doesn’t mean you’re way ahead all Up Min students, because the truth is, YOU’RE NOT!
Yes, you were right when you said that the buildings are not as impressive as in “other” schools. The facilities are not enough, but to tell you, because of that, students here learned to be resourceful. Besides, where in earth can you find an Administration Building which resembles Power Rangers’ station? And have you seen a dormitory built like the infamous Banko Sentral ng Pilipinas? And to tell you, we got the widest parking lot ever (because basically you could park anywhere). The problem is, we do not have cars to park.
You were boasting over your pal in the next cubicle that your brother studies in UP Diliman (was it your brother or your sister?). Well, I don’t care either. If you think that UP Min is your backdoor entrance to Diliman (or any other UP campus), don’t feel so invigorated. You need to gain a certain average, young lady. Meaning, you need to prove you got something between your ears.
If you think that UP Min is the mediocre campus, then tell that to the Board of Trustees of the U.P. System and to the persons who crafted RA 7889. Tell that to the pioneering professors who first came into the boondocks of Bago Oshiro. Tell that to the first batch who graduated from UP Min’s humble beginnings. Tell that to all the “upperclassmen” who have squirted their brains out just to get a 3.0.
I intentionally delayed writing this piece because I waited until I have sufficiently calmed down (yes lady, this is calm enough for me). Next time, young freshie, never underestimate UP Min students. You’ll never know that the time you were busy making rude remarks about the school, a little devil bumming around the Admin building might overhear you.
UP Min sucks? Of course not! If you and your bogus colegiala accent say so, then get out of here! If you’re from the school of Obviously Trying, then find another school where your coño talk could not annoy anybody.
UP Min doesn’t need students like you. Besides, I think you’ll look better wearing that driver-yaya-tandem uniform.
I have nothing against you freshie, for it’s your opinion and I respect it the way I want to be respected in return. But please, never say something as rude as that over a place as public as Admin building’s comfort room. Why are you studying here in the first place?! If you did pass UPCAT, well, good for you. But that doesn’t mean you’re way ahead all Up Min students, because the truth is, YOU’RE NOT!
Yes, you were right when you said that the buildings are not as impressive as in “other” schools. The facilities are not enough, but to tell you, because of that, students here learned to be resourceful. Besides, where in earth can you find an Administration Building which resembles Power Rangers’ station? And have you seen a dormitory built like the infamous Banko Sentral ng Pilipinas? And to tell you, we got the widest parking lot ever (because basically you could park anywhere). The problem is, we do not have cars to park.
You were boasting over your pal in the next cubicle that your brother studies in UP Diliman (was it your brother or your sister?). Well, I don’t care either. If you think that UP Min is your backdoor entrance to Diliman (or any other UP campus), don’t feel so invigorated. You need to gain a certain average, young lady. Meaning, you need to prove you got something between your ears.
If you think that UP Min is the mediocre campus, then tell that to the Board of Trustees of the U.P. System and to the persons who crafted RA 7889. Tell that to the pioneering professors who first came into the boondocks of Bago Oshiro. Tell that to the first batch who graduated from UP Min’s humble beginnings. Tell that to all the “upperclassmen” who have squirted their brains out just to get a 3.0.
I intentionally delayed writing this piece because I waited until I have sufficiently calmed down (yes lady, this is calm enough for me). Next time, young freshie, never underestimate UP Min students. You’ll never know that the time you were busy making rude remarks about the school, a little devil bumming around the Admin building might overhear you.
UP Min sucks? Of course not! If you and your bogus colegiala accent say so, then get out of here! If you’re from the school of Obviously Trying, then find another school where your coño talk could not annoy anybody.
UP Min doesn’t need students like you. Besides, I think you’ll look better wearing that driver-yaya-tandem uniform.
